How to Learn to Dragon

Gox the kobold, by Rhys
Gox, a commissioned artwork by Rhrys! Click the picture to see their commission prices!

Gox, my kobold Barbarian, was turned into a dragon by Daldain the Bard, (played by Ellie). The overall result was extremely helpful to the party, who could now enter every battle with a dragon on their team. That said, there is a bit of a learning curve when your character suddenly becomes a dragon.

Long story short, Daldain used a True Polymorph spell to turn Gox into an adult gold dragon.

True Polymorph allows the spell caster to turn a creature into another creature. The target’s game statistics, including mental ability scores, are replaced by the new form. The original creature retains its alignment and personality.

The number of hit points the True Polymorphed character has becomes equal to that of its new form. Gox the kobold had 214 hit points (at level 19). As an adult gold dragon, he now had an extra 256 hit points.

The way to keep track of it to put the extra hit points onto the temporary hit points part of the character sheet. Don’t change anything else, just in case your character loses the True Polymorph and reverts to their original form. Make sure to have the adult gold dragon stats accessible when needed. Yes, this sort of feels like using two character sheets, but you will get used to it.

My big, dumb, kobold Barbarian started with a wisdom modifier of +0 and an intelligence modifier of -2. As an adult gold dragon, his Wisdom became 15 (+2 modifier) and his Intelligence became 16 (+3 modifier). This opened up a lot of possibilities that were not previously available. Gox loves bacon, so one of the first things he did was come up with a wide variety of recipes that featured bacon. He started recognizing his brother Sox’s familiar when it appeared.

He figured out that using a Wing Attack in battle might work to blow a cloud of poison back at an enemy. Gox used his Tail Attack to fling zombies against buildings. Being able to fly his friends away from a battle gone wrong was another advantage (and something he couldn’t do as a kobold).

Your experience may vary, especially if your character started out with a much higher intelligence and wisdom than Gox did. Perhaps your character was smart but weak, and they need to learn how to use their new strength.

To really learn how to dragon, a player needs to understand the size difference between their original form and their dragon form. For example, Gox learned why it wasn’t a good idea to turn into a dragon while inside a building.

Dragons get extra turns in battle, in between the turns of everyone else. The extra turns are called Legendary Actions and include Detect (wisdom perception check), Tail Attack, and Wing Attack (which costs 2 actions). Dragons also can use Legendary Resistance (three per day) to turn a failed saving throw into a success.

At first, I found it hard to remember all of Gox’s new dragon options in battle, and often forgot to take the extra turns. With some practice, I started getting the hang of it.

Escape from the Monastery

This is another great blog post by Jen!


Escape from the Monastery was a one-off that three of us played. We all created a monk character who was living in the monastery. This story is from the viewpoint if my human monk, Jaylee. She is not very smart, and talks like a “valley girl”.

The monastery is like, super quiet this morning? I mean, it never really gets loud, but this is a new kind of quiet. Wait, was there something I was supposed to do today? Can’t remember.

The best thing about living in the monastery is that no one cares about clothes! I can walk around in last season’s dresses, without getting laughed it. Today, I decide to put on the most colorful dress I have. I pick up my hand loom, and prepare to spend the day making potholders.

My family is in the weaving industry, but no one told me what a potholder is. Like, maybe is wasn’t important? Whatever they are, I find it calming to weave them.

A lizard monk is making a painting. It’s so beautiful! Another monk, who looks like a big kitty, is punching things. The lit fireplace keeps the room very toasty, and I start feeling sleepy.

Suddenly, the fire started making noises. A strange, green, creature fell out of the fireplace and started speaking.

“Is that a talking frog?” I asked.

“It’s a goblin,” I was told. The talking frog ran away, and jumped over the balcony.

We followed. Kitty monk went after the goblin, who was hanging from the balcony. A loud noise – Boom! Boom! BOOM! – echoed outside. I know that sound! Drums mean there’s a party, and I kinda wanna go….

The drums were not a party after all, and that was disappointing! Bad people were coming in. So, I jumped over the balcony like Kitty monk did. But, I didn’t land so well. Flat on my back on the floor, I realized my dress totally matched the carpet. Now I’m invisible? Like, I wouldn’t find me here!

A very ugly person marches in and steps on me. Being invisible is dangerous! Kitty monk starts punching the mean person, and I try and help. Together, we knock this one out.

Oh no! My dress is covered in blood. Not feeling so well, I go the infirmary, in search of bandages. No one is here to help me, so I pout while bandaging.

My fellow monks have gathered by front door. It is blocked. I see gigantic feet, and legs, and part of a tummy. That one’s too big to get into the monastery! But, the tree trunk he was holding fits. Lizard monk walks right up the tree branch and starts fighting the giant. Kitty monk and I start punching the feet, and together we knock out this one, too.

More noise from outside. They are getting closer! We decide to run into the forest, as fast as we can. We cannot punch them all, for we are only three monks.

Captain, I Am

Lasers & Feelings is a fun role playing game that can be run as a one-shot. Here is a short story from the viewpoint of my character, Fidget, an alien explorer. Fidget is based on “baby Yoda”, but is an adult.

Co-captains, they are. Captain’s chair empty. Climb, wiggle – there! “Captain, I am”, I nod. “Exploring, we go!” Slam hand on nearest button on chair’s arm.

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My Sims Lack Social Skills

I’m new to the Sims series, and picked up Sims 4 when it was being offered for free. It is a game that I’d been curious about for a while. My assumption was that I could create some Sims, build them a place to live, and watch what happens. I thought it would be like watching one of those cheesy TV shows where celebrities have to live in the same house and figure out how to get along with each other.

Unfortunately, it turned out that my Sims lack social skills. If left to their own devices, I’m certain they would either starve, die of loneliness, or (as one did) die in a fire. My Sims desperately needed help learning how to interact with other people.

My first Sim died in a fire while trying to cook himself dinner while angry. I learned that deceased Sims can be memorialized with a gravestone marker. That seemed kind of nice, so I put the gravestone out behind the house that Sim once lived in.

The new Sim I created to live in the house (that I had to renovate due to fire damage) found the gravestone. He would drop whatever he was doing and sob uncontrollably. The new Sim had never met the first Sim! Eventually, I had to take away the gravestone so my new Sim could move on.

Once he stopped crying, this Sim was able to start making friends. His first friend was a little girl who wanted to talk about coffee. I’m not sure if she wanted him to buy her a coffee, or if another Sim had already done that.

My other Sim made a friend with a woman who liked video games. With help, I was able to get my Sim to invite her friend to the library. The two of them stood outside it for a while and talked about video games. The conversation ended in a super awkward hug.

The thing I dislike the most about Sims 4 is that the Sims have a tendency to avoid stopping an activity in order to go use the bathroom. The player has to remind them to go, and point them towards the nearest bathroom.

The same Sims are quite able to get up in the morning, get dressed, cook themselves breakfast, and get to work on time on a regular basis. There is a cognitive disconnect here that I haven’t been able to unravel.

How to Play a Zealot Without Starting the Crusades

When I created Gox, my barbarian Kobold, a fellow player suggested that I take Path of the Zealot. This turned out to be an excellent idea, because it is so much fun to play! The best thing about it is that your character doesn’t necessarily have to be a fanatical partisan who is anxious to smite all those who follow other gods.

The first thing to do is find a god that feels right for your character. Gox started out following a god he barely knew anything about. He may have thought it was the god his clan followed. He was bigger than most Kobolds, and believed that this meant he was supposed to protect the weak. The god he was following didn’t quite match up with Gox’s ideals.

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