Escape from Triassic Park is a game where players become dinosaurs and try to get free. Here’s what happened when we played it, from the viewpoint of my T-Rex.
Wake up. Head blurry. One people runs away.
I stand. Noisy metal tube people put me in is next to me. I hates it. I kick it!
Something moved. Friend Triceratops charges small door one tiny people went into. Makes hole. I try to poke my head into room with people.
Why they scream?
Watch friend Triceratops charge the big doors. We go outside!
Friend Triceratops eats tree leaves. I eat a people.
Loud, screaming, flashy thing on pole awakes. I hates it. Friend Triceratops and I try to break noisy flashy thing. We cannot. Feeling nervous now.
Large fast-tapping noise appears. In sky, metal creature with weird wings that go in a circle hovers. People inside bird holds up an ouchie-sleepy and makes tiny things fly out.
BIRD! I chomps it. I eat a people. Feel better.
Friend Triceratops moved fence. Find wide, smooth, rock. Black like night. Smells of burning. Yellow markings down middle.
Small metal dinosaur, with spinning feet, appears. Another people, holding ouchie-sleepy, is inside. I go towards metal dinosaur and chomp it.
Tastes awful! Smells bad! Shake head and spit it out. Friend Triceratops charges the other metal dinosaur with spinning feet. Flips it over. Bad smell gets badder. We go away.
Friend Triceratops charges new fence. Stands for a minute and… disappears? I am alone in this world! Kick the fence that took my friend and ROAR!
Something moves. Friend Triceratops has magically returned! Friend charges fence and breaks it.
We find place with people caves. Air smells of people food. Loud, screaming, flashy things on polls awaken. I wants to kick them.
What’s that? I put face closer to small cave. Baby dinosaurs are trapped behind barrier that I can touch but not see. We must set them free! I kick barrier and break it.
Cannot reach the baby dinosaurs with my little arms! Very nervous now!
Large fast-tapping noise appears. BIRD! I chomps it. I eat a people. Feel better now. I kick a pole that has screaming flashy on top. Sparky things come out. Air smells funny.
Friend Triceratops charges a screaming flashy pole. Misses. Runs through cave with baby dinosaurs. Comes out with baby dinosaur on nose horn, spinning around.
Carefully pick up another baby dinosaur with my teeth. It has no scent and don’t taste like meat.
We’ve been tricked!
Tail swipe small cave and break it more. All lights go out. Screaming flashy things are quiet.
We walk on. Find bigger, rectangular caves. Friend Triceratops charges through metal dinosaurs with wheels. One zooms away and we follow it to water.
Giant metal fish in water. Small dinosaurs with round feet crawl inside. I am confused.
Large fast-tapping noise appears. BIRD! Friend Triceratops runs up my tail, over my back, and to my snout. Charges into bird! Both fall from sky and into water.
We find forest with big trees and no peoples. Escaped!