Author: Crash

If you talk like this while your village burns, you might be old money.

“Not warranted for use against Humanoids, Dragonkin, or other semi-sentient creatures.”

… wait, SEMI-sentient?

I can be something of a yeti in the morning, too.

I think I’ve run a PUG or two with these guys.

Come to think of it, I don’t think any of my WoW characters have ever bathed. And with the number of poop quests in the game … eeew.