{"id":417,"date":"2015-12-31T13:59:30","date_gmt":"2015-12-31T13:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/photos\/?p=417"},"modified":"2017-06-04T19:29:23","modified_gmt":"2017-06-04T19:29:23","slug":"new-sweatshirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/photos\/2015\/12\/31\/new-sweatshirt\/","title":{"rendered":"New Sweatshirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/photos\/img_20151231_135933\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-420\" src=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_20151231_135933-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_20151231_135933-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_20151231_135933-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t always take selfies in hospital bathrooms on New Year&#8217;s Eve, but when I do it&#8217;s because I want to say thank-you to one of my sisters for their Christmas present.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s more gray in my beard than there used to be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t always take selfies in hospital bathrooms on New Year&#8217;s Eve, but when I do it&#8217;s because I want to say thank-you to one of my sisters for their Christmas present. 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