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\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Socket, that is a scratch mat, not a blanket.<\/p>\n

Never mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Socket, that is a scratch mat, not a blanket. 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