{"id":5471,"date":"2020-05-06T07:00:54","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T11:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/?p=5471"},"modified":"2020-05-05T15:55:36","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T19:55:36","slug":"escape-from-triassic-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/2020\/05\/escape-from-triassic-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Escape from Triassic Park"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Escape from Triassic Park<\/a> is a game where players become dinosaurs and try to get free. Here’s what happened when we played it, from the viewpoint of my T-Rex.<\/p>\n

Wake up. Head blurry. One people runs away.<\/p>\n

I stand. Noisy metal tube people put me in is next to me. I hates it. I kick it!<\/p>\n

Something moved. Friend Triceratops charges small door one tiny people went into. Makes hole. I try to poke my head into room with people.<\/p>\n

Why they scream?<\/p>\n

Watch friend Triceratops charge the big doors. We go outside!<\/p>\n

Friend Triceratops eats tree leaves. I eat a people.<\/p>\n

Loud, screaming, flashy thing on pole awakes. I hates it. Friend Triceratops and I try to break noisy flashy thing. We cannot. Feeling nervous now.<\/p>\n

Large fast-tapping noise appears. In sky, metal creature with weird wings that go in a circle hovers. People inside bird holds up an ouchie-sleepy and makes tiny things fly out.<\/p>\n

BIRD! I chomps it. I eat a people. Feel better.<\/p>\n

Friend Triceratops moved fence. Find wide, smooth, rock. Black like night. Smells of burning. Yellow markings down middle.<\/p>\n

Small metal dinosaur, with spinning feet, appears. Another people, holding ouchie-sleepy, is inside. I go towards metal dinosaur and chomp it.<\/p>\n

Tastes awful! Smells bad! Shake head and spit it out. Friend Triceratops charges the other metal dinosaur with spinning feet. Flips it over. Bad smell gets badder. We go away.<\/p>\n

Friend Triceratops charges new fence. Stands for a minute and… disappears? I am alone in this world!<\/i> Kick the fence that took my friend and ROAR!<\/p>\n

Something moves. Friend Triceratops has magically returned! Friend charges fence and breaks it.<\/p>\n

We find place with people caves. Air smells of people food. Loud, screaming, flashy things on polls awaken. I wants to kick them.<\/p>\n

What’s that? I put face closer to small cave. Baby dinosaurs are trapped behind barrier that I can touch but not see. We must set them free! I kick barrier and break it.<\/p>\n

Cannot reach the baby dinosaurs with my little arms!<\/i> Very nervous now!<\/p>\n

Large fast-tapping noise appears. BIRD! I chomps it. I eat a people. Feel better now. I kick a pole that has screaming flashy on top. Sparky things come out. Air smells funny.<\/p>\n

Friend Triceratops charges a screaming flashy pole. Misses. Runs through cave with baby dinosaurs. Comes out with baby dinosaur on nose horn, spinning around.<\/p>\n

Carefully pick up another baby dinosaur with my teeth. It has no scent and don’t taste like meat.<\/p>\n

We’ve been tricked! <\/i><\/p>\n

Tail swipe small cave and break it more. All lights go out. Screaming flashy things are quiet.<\/p>\n

We walk on. Find bigger, rectangular caves. Friend Triceratops charges through metal dinosaurs with wheels. One zooms away and we follow it to water.<\/p>\n

Giant metal fish in water. Small dinosaurs with round feet crawl inside. I am confused.<\/p>\n

Large fast-tapping noise appears. BIRD! Friend Triceratops runs up my tail, over my back, and to my snout. Charges into bird! Both fall from sky and into water.<\/p>\n

We find forest with big trees and no peoples. Escaped!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Escape from Triassic Park is a game where players become dinosaurs and try to get free. Here’s what happened when we played it, from the viewpoint of my T-Rex. Wake up. Head blurry. One people runs away. I stand. Noisy metal tube people put me in is next to me. I hates it. I kick … Continue reading “Escape from Triassic Park”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":5488,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[293],"tags":[339,332],"class_list":["post-5471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ttrpg","tag-escape-from-triassic-park","tag-tabletop-rpgs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5471"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5490,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5471\/revisions\/5490"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}