{"id":3395,"date":"2017-08-03T10:24:08","date_gmt":"2017-08-03T14:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/?p=3395"},"modified":"2017-08-03T11:03:59","modified_gmt":"2017-08-03T15:03:59","slug":"lesser-villain-weaknesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/2017\/08\/lesser-villain-weaknesses\/","title":{"rendered":"Lesser Villain Weaknesses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/orc-2400px.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-3396 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/orc-2400px-241x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/orc-2400px-241x300.png 241w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/orc-2400px-768x957.png 768w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/orc-2400px-822x1024.png 822w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/orc-2400px-1140x1421.png 1140w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/orc-2400px.png 1926w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 85vw, 241px\" \/><\/a>In case the chart on page 96 of the DMG is too serious&#8230;<br \/>\n1. Seasonal allergies<br \/>\n2. Gives up evil ways if hugged<br \/>\n3. Immune to magical weapons, mundane ones do 2x damage<br \/>\n4. Dangling participles deal 2d8 damage<br \/>\n5. Can be defeated by democratic vote<br \/>\n6. Unable to resist or win dance competitions<br \/>\n7. Homeopathy (Take a sword, put it in water&#8230;)<br \/>\n8. Pictures of cats<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case the chart on page 96 of the DMG is too serious&#8230; 1. Seasonal allergies 2. Gives up evil ways if hugged 3. Immune to magical weapons, mundane ones do 2x damage 4. Dangling participles deal 2d8 damage 5. Can be defeated by democratic vote 6. Unable to resist or win dance competitions 7. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/2017\/08\/lesser-villain-weaknesses\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lesser Villain Weaknesses&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3396,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[293],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ttrpg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3395\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}