{"id":2777,"date":"2013-05-27T15:27:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-27T19:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/?p=2777"},"modified":"2017-06-30T13:47:04","modified_gmt":"2017-06-30T17:47:04","slug":"top-hats-are-tops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/2013\/05\/top-hats-are-tops\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Hats Are Tops!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/2013-05-27-15_27_11-Greenshot.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/2013-05-27-15_27_11-Greenshot-1024x577.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/2013-05-27-15_27_11-Greenshot-1024x577.png 1024w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/2013-05-27-15_27_11-Greenshot-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/2013-05-27-15_27_11-Greenshot-768x433.png 768w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/2013-05-27-15_27_11-Greenshot-1140x642.png 1140w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/2013-05-27-15_27_11-Greenshot.png 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMost games don&#8217;t let you wear top hats AND goggles. This is a travesty.<br \/>\nA TRAVESTY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most games don&#8217;t let you wear top hats AND goggles. This is a travesty. A TRAVESTY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[254],"tags":[63,107,34],"class_list":["post-2777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-barette","tag-city-of-steam","tag-stormi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}