{"id":1389,"date":"2012-11-03T22:03:10","date_gmt":"2012-11-04T02:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/?p=1389"},"modified":"2017-06-24T13:43:45","modified_gmt":"2017-06-24T17:43:45","slug":"impale-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/2012\/11\/impale-him\/","title":{"rendered":"IMPALE HIM!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_220306.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_220306-1024x336.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"336\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_220306-1024x336.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_220306-300x98.jpg 300w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_220306-768x252.jpg 768w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_220306.jpg 1114w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_214155.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_214155-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_214155-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_214155-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_214155-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_214155-1140x641.jpg 1140w, https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/WoWScrnShot_110312_214155.jpg 1366w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOh, you silly, silly Mantids. Don&#8217;t ever change.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, you silly, silly Mantids. Don&#8217;t ever change.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1390,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[95,40],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-world-of-warcraft","tag-mists-of-pandaria","tag-world-of-warcraft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaronbsmith.com\/cogwheel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}