Author: Crash
Restoring Balance
I love that the scene from the opening cinematic was also in the game, with an achievement to go with it.
Old Money Test
If you talk like this while your village burns, you might be old money.
Always Read The Fine Print
“Not warranted for use against Humanoids, Dragonkin, or other semi-sentient creatures.”
… wait, SEMI-sentient?
Some Of Us Just Like Coffee
I can be something of a yeti in the morning, too.